Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 107
8 years ago

jenna
Enjoy these lines while you can.
kale
#NAMEGAGS2016
karter
Do the man a solid, Karter.
kenis
The rare nude solicitation from a female.
kirby
That was a close one. #BUTTSTUFF2016
makayla
That it does indeed.
mary
Bruno can’t give you cancer, but his jams sure are contagious!!!
sophia
This guy is still cleaner than 80% of men.
lauren
If you don’t say “all aboard the fuck truck, next stop wiener willow” before the next time you get laid, you will have failed me.
natalie
Even chicks love our gorilla overseer.

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  2. TinkleTown

    Hey Jared, just wanted to give you a heads up that it’s already too fucking late for the unoriginal Harambe lines. Don’t ruin a good thing with those shit jokes. Have a great day!

    8 years ago at 8:13 am
  3. AndrewsMomsAss

    What did the dyslexic Tinder user say to Allegra? “I will solve your problems and never be your X, Algebra!” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    8 years ago at 8:28 am
      1. fratstar570

        They became unfunny as soon as TFM tried to sell harambe shirts two weeks after Barstool started selling them.

        8 years ago at 8:40 am
      2. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        They became unfunny when Grandex started using the jokes to sell T-shirts to high schoolers.

        8 years ago at 8:41 am
      4. mosthonorableactive

        On TFM and elsewhere, Harambe jokes weren’t funny in the first place. But they were so persistent and unfunny that they became funny again for a while, but now they’re back to being annoying

        8 years ago at 10:59 am
  6. CreightonFratStar

    The girls/noodles in common one is a repeat. Decent line but something to look out for in the future.

    8 years ago at 9:14 am
  7. Him

    Am I the only one who finds it kinda cringey when people say #namegags2016 to someone on tinder? It’s like favoriting your own tweet

    8 years ago at 10:49 am