Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 109
9 years ago

montana
TFM is now a pickup line thanks to this series.
harambe
RIP
jesse
Looks like Jesse’s gonna BANG ON! TOP SOON forever!
madison
That’s too much money for Madison to not at least ask for more info.
callie
Same.
dani
That sounds like the worst date ever.
emily
“McDonalds and a rimjob, best I can do for you, Emily.”
marisa
Same.
nichole
That’s actually very endearing if you don’t think about it.
rayne
He’s in (double entendre).

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

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  3. AndrewsMomsAss

    I would totally swipe right on Harambe! He can’t be any deader than my last Match.com date! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    9 years ago at 8:38 am
  4. State Street Steve

    I want to remind you dumbasses that in 24 hours we expect to have Fail Friday posted. We have United States citizens dying on the shitter because you can’t get one article we want posted.

    9 years ago at 8:39 am
      1. StockWithFrock

        Why is there a lack of transparency on the missing fail fridays and comments of the week? #TFMforprison

        9 years ago at 8:42 am

      2. They are engineering the site to phase out offensive content, this will now be a new place for Instagram sluts to post their pics and not get any validation. And to aggregate from other prosperous sites.

        9 years ago at 8:57 am
      4. TheOldMan

        I’ve been asking my wife for a blowjob for the last 20 years and I haven’t received shit.

        9 years ago at 10:20 am
      5. Fratstarbator

        jared is like the guy that says “send me your resume, ill take a look at it” but actually has no hiring authority. just making promises he has no power to keep.

        9 years ago at 10:32 am
    2. MuffMcFluff

      They posted fail Friday last week, but hillary thought it was a top secret email so she deleted it. THillaryM

      9 years ago at 8:49 am
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      9 years ago at 2:25 pm
  6. HoneyJack

    Please remind the intern that tomorrow is Friday. Friday is the day that Fail Friday is to be posted. Thank you.

    9 years ago at 10:15 am