How is he going to start his collection if he gives all 7 away???That’s love.If you don’t want him to bring his boy, don’t tell him how much space there will be.It’d be only fair.You know she’s green with a red ass right now.#BUTTSTUFF2014Aaaand we have a new creepiest submission of all time.She just ignores it.He’s really pressing his luck.It definitely wouldn’t.
this is why you always swipe right to black chicks
10 years ago at 4:49 pmI may be going to my wedding tasting this weekend, but God damn do I want to join Tinder.
10 years ago at 4:51 pmDoes she do butt stuff though?
10 years ago at 5:11 pmIt took some convincing, but yes.
10 years ago at 8:08 pmDo they take your phone away at this wedding tasting of yours?
10 years ago at 5:17 pmYou make me sick.
10 years ago at 7:05 pmKeep doing your thing, DeVry Guy. Tinder pickup lines are always a pleasure.
10 years ago at 4:52 pmAdd some form of voting at the end of the column so we can get some stats on the favorite line
10 years ago at 10:36 pmSlurping gummy worms out of an asshole is awesome.
10 years ago at 4:54 pmMy undying gratitude to you for censoring the word “ass” and, consequently, sparing us the horror of reading such offensive words.
10 years ago at 1:37 pmThe blue balls got me like, “I genuinely care about you. Now let’s fuck.”
10 years ago at 5:01 pmOne time for jasmine #2
10 years ago at 5:16 pmThe feedbag line is a Bill Hicks reference. Lock that chick up.
10 years ago at 5:29 pmTed Bundy was a Huskie. Go Cougs!
10 years ago at 5:38 pmDon’t ever stop these
10 years ago at 7:24 pmThe Taken-style Rapist wins this round
10 years ago at 8:36 pm