Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 11

lily
This guy knows what women want. Relate to ’em, dine ’em, but let them know they’re on your time.
freda
Horse girls are crazy in the sack.
jack1
He just wants a #tbt hookup.
sheridan
PALMELA’S BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!?!?!
bailey2
Everyone knows pregnant chicks love handjobs.
maddie
Yes.
kaitlynn
That’s probably the most beautiful way you can tell a girl you want her to sit on your face.
jack
He seems fun.
bailey
Tinder is a great starting point for meaningful relationships in the 21st century.
kamilah
He’s got her there.

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  1. ZeteNJ

    I may be going to my wedding tasting this weekend, but God damn do I want to join Tinder.

    10 years ago at 4:51 pm
    1. Blantons

      Add some form of voting at the end of the column so we can get some stats on the favorite line

      10 years ago at 10:36 pm
    1. BooRadley264

      My undying gratitude to you for censoring the word “ass” and, consequently, sparing us the horror of reading such offensive words.

      10 years ago at 1:37 pm
  2. FratTrain235

    The blue balls got me like, “I genuinely care about you. Now let’s fuck.”

    10 years ago at 5:01 pm