Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 110
8 years ago

jordan
How is this the world in which we live?
alyssa
#NAMEGAGS2016
kiki
That’ll do the trick.
sabrina
How is anybody not tryna get dicked down by the whole squad?
theoni
The next logical step after you melt the heart is licking the butt.
jenna
Better yet, let him see later.
maggie
That’s what I want it to say on my tombstone.
haley
Real talk: That’s a very good minutes:inches ratio.
dana
Yup, this is where the world’s at right now — and it’s glorious.
rogue
He won this round, Rogue.

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  3. Fratty_Boh 24

    Good Job Jared, you and Boosh are the only ones keeping this site alive

    8 years ago at 8:10 am
      3. Dickson

        Siblings was keeping it alive, but now he’s on the shit list with fat Dan for his amazing NFL pick last night

        8 years ago at 8:47 am
  4. Bizbud218

    One of the best weeks yet. Nearly wet myself in lecture. Not ashamed. Thank you for making this the one redeemable article TFM still posts, Jared.

    8 years ago at 8:29 am
  5. Probation Station

    Drew some well deserved funny looks while reading this in class. Another success, Jared.

    8 years ago at 8:35 am
  6. Henry_Eighth

    If a good ratio means you have to give them 1 minute for every inch, is it better to have more minutes and less length or more length and less minutes?

    8 years ago at 8:39 am
      2. RisingFratstarOfTX

        It’s times like this I think the commenters know humor and topical content than most of the staff could ever know.

        8 years ago at 10:20 am
    2. Dick_Nixon

      Wishing we still had the forums so this could be discussed. Too bad TFM is deleting the best parts of this site faster than Hilary deletes emails.

      8 years ago at 9:49 am
    1. Too Frat To Fail

      I’m not sure what’s more annoying: the consistent lack of Fail Fridays, or you posting this line on every post every Thursday.

      8 years ago at 10:32 am
  8. Drunk Billy Madison

    “Not everyone supports injustice.” The correct use would be “not everyone supports justice”… So is the first guy slow or just dumb?

    8 years ago at 10:37 am
  10. 21st Century Goose

    Good to know one person in your entire fucking organization can post weekly content on time.

    8 years ago at 2:03 pm
  11. ClitRomney

    My buddy started the whole “maybe” thing and he doesn’t care that it’s becoming popular…

    8 years ago at 3:03 am