Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 111 Jared Borislow8 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. Major key. Clara, how are you not getting this? Yup, and it was a hot ending for Stephen. The bitchiest bot of all time. I’ll respond for him: He’s in. If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com Pretty insulting thing to say, really. Is it because they were saggy balls? Because he can jump in the pool quick if you’d like. can i pet him This chick is an awful person. This is one of the best lines I’ve received in a while. Pages: 1 2 Deadlift27 Starting off with DTF? Has a surprisingly high success rate. 8 years ago at 8:07 am Fratty_Boh 24 Waffle House line is pure gold 8 years ago at 8:17 am DaBombDotCom “Hey beautiful, wanna learn some government secrets?” 8 years ago at 8:25 am Dallass This is easily the most solid segment they do all week. 8 years ago at 8:34 am Henry_Eighth I’ve got your solid segment right here. 8 years ago at 8:47 am Blakefoster Just realized this but is Intern Shitney finally dead? 8 years ago at 8:50 am Gun_Slinger Went back to school. Try to keep up. 8 years ago at 11:58 am St_Christian Just start making this a daily column 8 years ago at 9:13 am Dickson Might not be enough people sending shit in for this to be a daily segment, but if there is I’m all for it 8 years ago at 9:41 am Henry_Eighth You’re asking for a daily feature? Have you seen their record on Fail Friday and Comments of the Week? The only reason we get Babe of the Day is Dan needs something to whack off to every morning. 8 years ago at 12:00 pm FrocketPowerr Allyzandrea is a cunt 8 years ago at 9:19 am JimmyBuffet Frabst, was that you on the last one? 8 years ago at 7:10 am
Dickson Might not be enough people sending shit in for this to be a daily segment, but if there is I’m all for it 8 years ago at 9:41 am
Henry_Eighth You’re asking for a daily feature? Have you seen their record on Fail Friday and Comments of the Week? The only reason we get Babe of the Day is Dan needs something to whack off to every morning. 8 years ago at 12:00 pm
Starting off with DTF? Has a surprisingly high success rate.
8 years ago at 8:07 amWaffle House line is pure gold
8 years ago at 8:17 am“Hey beautiful, wanna learn some government secrets?”
8 years ago at 8:25 amThis is easily the most solid segment they do all week.
8 years ago at 8:34 amI’ve got your solid segment right here.
8 years ago at 8:47 amJust realized this but is Intern Shitney finally dead?
8 years ago at 8:50 amWent back to school. Try to keep up.
8 years ago at 11:58 amJust start making this a daily column
8 years ago at 9:13 amMight not be enough people sending shit in for this to be a daily segment, but if there is I’m all for it
8 years ago at 9:41 amYou’re asking for a daily feature? Have you seen their record on Fail Friday and Comments of the Week? The only reason we get Babe of the Day is Dan needs something to whack off to every morning.
8 years ago at 12:00 pmAllyzandrea is a cunt
8 years ago at 9:19 amFrabst, was that you on the last one?
8 years ago at 7:10 am