Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 111

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

allido
Major key.
clara
Clara, how are you not getting this?
emily
Yup, and it was a hot ending for Stephen.
ash
The bitchiest bot of all time.
kait
I’ll respond for him: He’s in.

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america
Pretty insulting thing to say, really.
jocelyn
Is it because they were saggy balls? Because he can jump in the pool quick if you’d like.
kendall
can i pet him
person
This chick is an awful person.
tricia
This is one of the best lines I’ve received in a while.
    1. Dickson

      Might not be enough people sending shit in for this to be a daily segment, but if there is I’m all for it

      8 years ago at 9:41 am
    2. Henry_Eighth

      You’re asking for a daily feature? Have you seen their record on Fail Friday and Comments of the Week? The only reason we get Babe of the Day is Dan needs something to whack off to every morning.

      8 years ago at 12:00 pm