Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 111
8 years ago

marlee
A+ response.
shaylee
See response to your second message.
katie
But you playin’.
aly
What a sentient bot.
haley
2016 is a crazy time to be alive.
tara
It’s only fair to his grieving mother.
kianna
Kind of a stretch, but it works.
allyzandrea
His full response: “Who said I’m trying to get laid? I’m just trying to see if you wanted some rock candy. My dad owns a candy company so we have millions of them.”
tessaedit
His fingers just keep slipping.
sidney
So is your dog.

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    1. Dickson

      Might not be enough people sending shit in for this to be a daily segment, but if there is I’m all for it

      8 years ago at 9:41 am
    2. Henry_Eighth

      You’re asking for a daily feature? Have you seen their record on Fail Friday and Comments of the Week? The only reason we get Babe of the Day is Dan needs something to whack off to every morning.

      8 years ago at 12:00 pm