Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 112
8 years ago

red
This cute asshole is crushing it.
court
Courtney is a walking, talking funeral.
dest
Cockstradamus over here is trying to get his scroll wet.
eileen
If this wasn’t a name gag, he’d just be some douche telling a random girl he wanted to come on her. That’s the glory of #NAMEGAGS2016
ei
Great, great line. An all-timer.
britt
IT’S A TRAP!
james
Coming on a tad too strong there, James.
oceaan
Ba dum tss!
amen
Have his prayers been answered?
rachel
She was asking for a guy who gives massages and cooks, but a guy who eats ass will do, I assume.

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  3. MuffMcFluff

    They couldn’t decide if Jared was more boring or more slow (mentally) so they just named him “Borislow.”

    8 years ago at 12:41 pm
    1. Jared Borislow

      Just so everyone’s clear, he didn’t come up with this. Thanks for listening to the podcast though, Muff!

      8 years ago at 3:33 pm
      1. MuffMcFluff

        I’ve actually never listened to your podcast and did come up with it on my own, but I’m glad someone on there has a great sense of humor as well.

        8 years ago at 6:58 pm
    1. smithpm

      Or you just come over in clean clothes and when she asks about dirty laundry, just say they will be in a few minutes and lead her to the bedroom.

      8 years ago at 1:12 pm
  6. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    I think if you substitute “Quill” for “Scroll” youd get a more accurate euphemism. Good shit though, Gerald.

    8 years ago at 1:15 pm
  10. rryavec

    The guys who said the bird is cool has watched Anthony Jeselnik’s, “Caligula” way too many times.

    8 years ago at 8:17 pm