Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 115
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

allison
Damn, Allison!
blake
I like to imagine this was the end of their conversation.
brittani
I’m pretty sure petroleum jelly counts as normal lube; it’s grape jelly you’re thinking of.
brooklyn
Mr. Owl, how many ass smacks does it take to get a girl to call you daddy?
court
Court clearly does not appreciate Step Brothers references. She’s going to have a hard time finding a millennial mate.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

daytona
This is the same as saying, “I’ve never seen your nether region, but I bet your vagina is huuuuge!!!”
demesha
That’s going to be his excuse for forgetting your name, too, which is way more confusing than it sounds. Think about it.
emily
There’s like 150 years between those two French events you’re referencing… What about the Napoleon years, dude?
emily1
Jinkies!
emma
Sending her the entire script of Bee Movie has a 47% better success rate than sending her One Direction lyrics. I’ve done the math.
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  3. DaBombDotCom

    Tinder Pickup Line: “Sup, if I can still swim through the shit stream TFM is producing, I could possibly deal with your bullshit. Buttstuff?”

    8 years ago at 12:11 pm
  4. AndrewsMomsAss

    Can I trade my Harambe T-shirt for a Ken Bone T-shirt? Asking for a friend! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    8 years ago at 12:15 pm
  7. Cartier

    Bone, are you getting royalties? Heard Intern Sheinkopf is going as you, already has the mustache

    8 years ago at 1:01 pm
  10. FratinaHat

    Much of the reasoning for the decline of TFM comes from the change from User Created content to Managed Content.

    User Created (TFMs prime): Forums, the actual TFM wall, pic of the day, submitted stories, fail Friday ect.

    Now it’s just a wall of writer content that’s vaguely relevant to fraternities. (Not counting user submitted content articles as above).

    If Grandex would have allowed its own users to keep supplying the great content, they wouldn’t be in this probelem.

    8 years ago at 3:29 pm