Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 115
8 years ago

fl
It’s like they just fit a tumultuous three-year relationship into 46 seconds.
hanna
Congrats on getting in on Ken Bone while he’s hot.
holly
Holly plays a dangerous game by telling you to drown yourself if you want a shot at her. She’s like a bitchy, vindictive, evil Wendy Peffercorn.
liz
This guy is all over the place.
makay
Do you hear a faint buzzing and see a cherrypicker? Because those are some power lines.
sarah
What he’s saying is, he has a bush.
shari
Lubed and tubed is no way to go through life.
tori
Ken Bone again!!!
wiki
He wants to put it in her ASSange.
zoe
ROASTED!

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  3. DaBombDotCom

    Tinder Pickup Line: “Sup, if I can still swim through the shit stream TFM is producing, I could possibly deal with your bullshit. Buttstuff?”

    8 years ago at 12:11 pm
  4. AndrewsMomsAss

    Can I trade my Harambe T-shirt for a Ken Bone T-shirt? Asking for a friend! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    8 years ago at 12:15 pm
  7. Cartier

    Bone, are you getting royalties? Heard Intern Sheinkopf is going as you, already has the mustache

    8 years ago at 1:01 pm
  10. FratinaHat

    Much of the reasoning for the decline of TFM comes from the change from User Created content to Managed Content.

    User Created (TFMs prime): Forums, the actual TFM wall, pic of the day, submitted stories, fail Friday ect.

    Now it’s just a wall of writer content that’s vaguely relevant to fraternities. (Not counting user submitted content articles as above).

    If Grandex would have allowed its own users to keep supplying the great content, they wouldn’t be in this probelem.

    8 years ago at 3:29 pm