Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 116
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

caroline3
His chances of success are being taken on a rollercoaster ride.
emilee
Sautée some cubed chicken?
har
Something tells me this isn’t the first time she’s received this line.
karla
That may be the most beautiful line I have ever received.
laura
Guess not 🙁

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

mac
Pretty sure it’s pronounced “Mason,” but who cares? It worked.
macarena
“Ridiculous Names You See On Tinder” could be its own series.
macy
Damn Macy you horny AF.
molly
This is an all-timer.
priya
I’m trying to read between the lines here but I can’t; this dude is being too cryptic.
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  2. Kenny N

    Well I can think of three things I’d like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo…

    8 years ago at 8:32 am
    1. Are You Kidding Me

      As soon as they figure out they can’t make a t-shirt out of it I am sure this will disappear too.

      8 years ago at 6:14 pm
      1. Dickson

        You’re underestimating how shit they really are, I’m sure they could toss a tinder conversation on a shirt and try to sell it for $35.00

        8 years ago at 7:04 pm
  4. Cartier

    Frabst can I get a pecan sandie reference for that one dishrag? You can do it justice

    8 years ago at 9:46 am
    1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

      “What’s the difference between a pecan sandie and Pecan? The sandies don’t cry when I leave a soupy cum glaze on them.”

      8 years ago at 10:14 am
  7. Peter Griffin

    A lot of Caroline’s this week. They probably all pronounce it slightly differently though and get irrationally upset when someone doesn’t say it their way.

    8 years ago at 10:04 am
  9. TubeSocks

    I would like to talk to the guy who wrote the “all timer one”. I bet he is an interesting character.

    8 years ago at 12:32 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Yeah. I’d actually read article, instead of just the headline and comments,if he wrote it.

      8 years ago at 12:05 am