Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 116
8 years ago

ra
Then they’ll both be full of him!
rick
It’s nice to get the dealbreakers out of the way early so neither of you end up wasting time.
sandie
That’s not even that malicious of a request. It’s flattering, if anything.
skylar
Of the questions “who?” “what?” “where?” “why?” and “when?,” this and “where?” are the top 2 responses Skylar could’ve had here.
reagan
(That means she doesn’t shave her pubic hair)

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shams
#NAMEGAGS2016
sydney
Just go to an all you can eat buffet that has ice cream. Problem solved.
caroline
Same.
caroline1
Why did it take this dude half an hour to take off a dress?
becca
“”Let’s do butt stuff” – Me” – This Guy

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  2. Kenny N

    Well I can think of three things I’d like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo…

    8 years ago at 8:32 am
    1. Are You Kidding Me

      As soon as they figure out they can’t make a t-shirt out of it I am sure this will disappear too.

      8 years ago at 6:14 pm
      1. Dickson

        You’re underestimating how shit they really are, I’m sure they could toss a tinder conversation on a shirt and try to sell it for $35.00

        8 years ago at 7:04 pm
  4. Cartier

    Frabst can I get a pecan sandie reference for that one dishrag? You can do it justice

    8 years ago at 9:46 am
    1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

      “What’s the difference between a pecan sandie and Pecan? The sandies don’t cry when I leave a soupy cum glaze on them.”

      8 years ago at 10:14 am
  7. Peter Griffin

    A lot of Caroline’s this week. They probably all pronounce it slightly differently though and get irrationally upset when someone doesn’t say it their way.

    8 years ago at 10:04 am
  9. TubeSocks

    I would like to talk to the guy who wrote the “all timer one”. I bet he is an interesting character.

    8 years ago at 12:32 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Yeah. I’d actually read article, instead of just the headline and comments,if he wrote it.

      8 years ago at 12:05 am