Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 118

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

mercedes
I bet this guy won’t hit her G Wagon.
gabi
Check the date. This isn’t a Halloween thing; it’s just something this guy does. Respect.
coskun
If you aren’t adept at the reception of balls, Coskun DFWU.
eddie
Eddie, my man! Slang that D.
laura
1,000,000/10
megan
Titanic jokes? Check. Butt stuff? Awaiting response. Dream girl? See answer to “Butt stuff?”
pangea
As in, he’d like to completely dismember her and spread pieces of her body across the globe?
brandon
What’s more impressive, he was 8 years old at the time
cori
Can robots do drugs? We’re about to find out.
eric
Gonna have to fact check that one.
  1. nygiantgolfer

    it’s always nice to know that my thursday morning shit can be spent reading these, fuck the intern and my friday shits

    8 years ago at 1:37 pm
  2. AndrewsMomsAss

    Have you seen that piano Ray Charles plays? No? Neither has he! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    8 years ago at 5:50 am