Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 118

kaylee
What the fuck, lady? I thought you took the Nightingale Pledge.
luis
That’s one horny burrito.
corbin
Corbin Bleu has really changed.
jorja
Ray Charles would be proud if he could see this. But, as you guys know, Ray Charles can’t see. Because he’s dead.
cas
LOCK HER DOWN.
maya
A girl who likes fantasy football = a unicorn.
amy
Amy, you bitch.
brandon1
If he’s lucky, at some point in his lifetime. Hope isn’t lost!
camille
HOT TAKE ALERT!
tea
I think she didn’t respond because she got it, not because she didn’t.

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  1. nygiantgolfer

    it’s always nice to know that my thursday morning shit can be spent reading these, fuck the intern and my friday shits

    8 years ago at 1:37 pm
  2. AndrewsMomsAss

    Have you seen that piano Ray Charles plays? No? Neither has he! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    8 years ago at 5:50 am