Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 119
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

raechel
Raechel seems chill.
scoby
“YOU’VE GOT SOME NUDES TO SEND NOW”
des
This fucking guy’s luck is almost as good as Ray Slater’s.
heaven
Heaven(‘s vagina) is a place on Earth.
meg
That’s borderline Shakespearian.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

eunice
Ewe-niss. It’s really not that hard.
kay
Damn, MaKayla just big dicked this guy (big vagina’d this guy?) with that whole “I get a ton of texts from guys” declaration.
syd
This would’ve been funnier if that “(” was instead a “:(“
angela
A gorilla already got screwed. His name was Harambe.
sarah
It’s funny because you can’t tell if this guy is a Hillary or Trump supporter.
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