Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 119

brooke
It’s just pathetic enough to (not) work!
charlotte
I was thinking the same thing, Charlotte.
clayton
Would he have had the same response if she’d responded “hard?”
jenni
This guy has GAME.
alex
Is she saying he looks like he prematurely ejaculates?
em
I don’t think you need to ask at this point, dude.
hil
God Bless America.
nicole
(She has a kid)
made
This guy has been around the bot block once or twice.
dak
Sucks that he wasted that fire line on a bot.
tj
Pretty straightforward there, Teej.

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