Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 12

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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carrie
Show him how we do it here in the 21st century.
carson
“… and that’s how I met your mother.”
casey
At least he’s not shallow. He likes her for who she is on the inside.
chris
“Moustachio, come here! No, not you, Moustachio! Two chains.”
francisca
Have we moved from butt stuff to queefs?
lauren
Guess not. #BUTTSTUFF2014
nick
He wants her to suck his Epi-penis.
paige
He’s got her in the palm of his hand. A Poké ball should do.
samantha
He gets off on rejection.
zachary
D’awww.
    1. 21st Century Goose

      I thoroughly enjoy matching with the ones that are clearly wearing wedding rings

      10 years ago at 5:45 pm