Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 12 Jared Borislow10 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram Show him how we do it here in the 21st century. “… and that’s how I met your mother.” At least he’s not shallow. He likes her for who she is on the inside. “Moustachio, come here! No, not you, Moustachio! Two chains.” Have we moved from butt stuff to queefs? Guess not. #BUTTSTUFF2014 He wants her to suck his Epi-penis. He’s got her in the palm of his hand. A Poké ball should do. He gets off on rejection. D’awww. Pages: 1 2
21st Century Goose I thoroughly enjoy matching with the ones that are clearly wearing wedding rings 10 years ago at 5:45 pm
21st Century Goose Really hoping the sea turtle dream guy got to plow that broad 10 years ago at 5:44 pm
Refreshing to see Devry has officially moved on from Kony to Buttstuff
10 years ago at 4:24 pmQueef stuff 2014?
10 years ago at 4:26 pmJust sit out this play, champ.
10 years ago at 4:39 pm#50in07
10 years ago at 4:40 pmI still don’t understand how Devry Guy isn’t POTUS by now.
10 years ago at 4:30 pmIts always fun to set your age range to 35+ for a few days
10 years ago at 4:37 pmI thoroughly enjoy matching with the ones that are clearly wearing wedding rings
10 years ago at 5:45 pmNot the best, but still enjoyable.
10 years ago at 5:31 pmReally hoping the sea turtle dream guy got to plow that broad
10 years ago at 5:44 pmBeing the patron saint of Butt Stuff TDGM
10 years ago at 6:00 pmSwirling her pooper with your tongue. Its a TFM
10 years ago at 6:42 pmLost it at “two chains”
10 years ago at 8:43 pmDidn’t even bother reading the second one.
10 years ago at 10:13 pm