Show him how we do it here in the 21st century.“… and that’s how I met your mother.”At least he’s not shallow. He likes her for who she is on the inside.“Moustachio, come here! No, not you, Moustachio! Two chains.”Have we moved from butt stuff to queefs?Guess not. #BUTTSTUFF2014He wants her to suck his Epi-penis.He’s got her in the palm of his hand. A Poké ball should do.He gets off on rejection.D’awww.
That Pokemon one was a TGDIM.
10 years ago at 11:48 pmSeven on a really really good day. NF
10 years ago at 11:54 pmTry three
Busted out laughing at the “all named Mustachio” line
10 years ago at 9:51 amWe need more Devry Guy.
10 years ago at 1:29 pmIs that Darren from The Frat Romance Novel?
10 years ago at 10:30 pm