Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 121
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

joe
I’m pretty sure that’s what she meant, dude.
alyssa
Great pivot.
aracely
Just because you’re a bot doesn’t mean you need to be an ignorant slut, Aracely.
bruno
Bruno is mysterious AF. Girls love that.
gabrielle
Don’t write checks you can’t cash, Gabby.

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gina
This Step Brothers reference seems innocent enough until you realize that she actually is a girl and that she sadly didn’t pick him over Stamos.
mackenzie
This is a chick asking a guy, for the record.
maurine
The funny thing is he didn’t even know she was a bot. That’s just how he flirts.
mina
Dude’s a ladykiller.
rowan
“Success!” – this bot operator, but in Macedonian.

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shelby
This is an all-timer.
stav
I feel like a girl would not be impressed with a 7’6″ guy sporting a 6-inch donger. I’m no expert in behemoth mens’ dongs, though; I’ve only seen like 2.
tea
Doubling down, I see.
tori
That’s dedication.
tori1
🙁

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amy
I don’t think they’re gonna work out.
carolina
Heh.
emily
Weird works.
jazmine
He was right.
susa
Well done.

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  2. AndrewsMomsAss

    Why are these girls always buying fruit? Shouldn’t they be buying vegetables? I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?

    8 years ago at 8:14 am
      1. UNCbro

        And in a shocking upset, Frabst has to take his first laps on Thanksgiving of all days!

        8 years ago at 12:30 pm
      1. 21st Century Goose

        He prefers to be referred to as a “rising fifth year high school junior”

        8 years ago at 9:24 pm
  7. InternationalFratStudent

    For some reason I feel like next weeks installment is going to be filled with thanksgiving related pickup lines and I can’t wait

    8 years ago at 9:46 am