Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 122

andii
Best thing she could’ve ever said to this dude.
camille
Way to ruin that.
mari
Bold move.
sam
This man is a genius.
wendy
I wonder if the ass carpet matches the drapes?

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millie
#NAMEGAGS2016
elise
He’d like to shave your… legs… or something.
natasha
I wonder how he would’ve responded had she said “green bean casserole.”
samantha
This is like an even worse version of Rent.
teairra
He missed out on a good joke wherein he could’ve referred to his penis as a “middle finder.” Better luck next time, creep-ass.

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Check out last week’s installment of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines:

Part 121

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      1. AndrewsMomsAss

        Andrew says your mom should have deleted you! Ha ha I don’t know what that means!

        8 years ago at 4:52 pm
    1. Ronnie Swanson

      2 great conversation with chicks named Andi this week. God bless the virgin looking to swallow.

      8 years ago at 8:56 am
  1. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    Honestly, give me the content and ill make fail friday each week like clockwork. Saying this premtively.

    8 years ago at 8:53 am