Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 123

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

alexis
DEAR GOD IT WORK… Oh.
austin
That’s a pretty good deal. Not gonna find that at a lot of places.
group
Girls love it when you let them know you care.
hailey
What a first date…
lelah
It’s like they’re already on the same page! I sense a spark.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

lib
Potentially disastrous response if she has… like… cancer, or something.
maggie
Damn, Margaret!
oliv
We’re about to find out.
ted
#NAMEGAGS2016
cass
Beautiful.
  1. Shut up Meg

    Wow, flawless execution on the dont think just suck. I think that conversation took us all on an emotional rollercoaster but im glad it had a safe landing.

    8 years ago at 8:27 am
    1. Shut up Meg

      Wow, boy do i feel stupid. Im gonna take some laps but check to see that my shoes are on the right feet and tied first.

      8 years ago at 8:28 am
  2. ZeteNJ

    Margaret could be a 5 but that weird shit she’s into definitely bumps her up to a hard 7.

    8 years ago at 11:29 am