Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 123
8 years ago

changmi
Changmi is a Tinder unicorn.
faith
Shooter!
jill
Kind of a weird first date, especially when compared to that awesome steak one.
jordan
All 3 of those lines are fire.
josh
I hope things worked out for these two.

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lil
Okay, well… I mean, I gue… I’m speechless.
miranda
Her .gif game is strong.
say
What an opener.
sophie
Jesus Christ, Sophie. Spare the man. He has a family…
susan
Fuck you, Susan.

Fun fact chaser: this edition, part 123, is the first edition since part 89 to have the numbers be in numerical order. The More You Know!

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  2. Shut up Meg

    Wow, flawless execution on the dont think just suck. I think that conversation took us all on an emotional rollercoaster but im glad it had a safe landing.

    8 years ago at 8:27 am
    1. Shut up Meg

      Wow, boy do i feel stupid. Im gonna take some laps but check to see that my shoes are on the right feet and tied first.

      8 years ago at 8:28 am
  8. ZeteNJ

    Margaret could be a 5 but that weird shit she’s into definitely bumps her up to a hard 7.

    8 years ago at 11:29 am