Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 125
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

alex
Classic fraternity name drop.
deang
If all toads were like her, there would be no toads.
emily
WARNING: Results not typical.
haley
Interesting technique.
nieve
Bet she hasn’t heard that one yet.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

pandora
I find it hard to believe she is a female named Pandora on Tinder and hasn’t heard a Pandora’s box joke.
sarah
They’re both shrewd negotiators.
brent
I Googled it. Checks out.
cassandra
* Hits Staples button* That was easy.
darr
No clue where Darrell went with this.
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    2. dcp123

      I like Cassandra more. But I probably like Ryley best of all. A girl who loves even the nastiest aspects of male anatomy is a good girl to know.

      8 years ago at 1:50 pm
  3. InternationalFratStudent

    And just like that the next T-Shirt that nobody will buy will say “Tex mex and sex” on the front and “it’s sweeping the nation” on the back

    8 years ago at 11:39 am
  4. SharkWeekTFM

    TexMex and Sex could be a bit risky. Don’t want to get chilly dogged if you end up going even farther south of her border…

    8 years ago at 12:13 pm