Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 125
8 years ago

hali
Of course you do.
jordan
I don’t know what she’s talking about; I’m comfy as fuck.
kevin
Not the monkey emoji, dude…
lauren
Tex Mex and sex is Netflix and chill for non-pussies.
mira
Impressed.

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mollie
It is sweeping the nation!
nicole
This is why American flag pants are a great investment.
paige
WHY DID YOU CUT THE SCREENSHOT OFF THERE I NEED TO KNOW HOW SHE RESPONDED.
rachael
Much better than I would’ve expected.
ryley
Bye.

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    2. dcp123

      I like Cassandra more. But I probably like Ryley best of all. A girl who loves even the nastiest aspects of male anatomy is a good girl to know.

      8 years ago at 1:50 pm
  3. InternationalFratStudent

    And just like that the next T-Shirt that nobody will buy will say “Tex mex and sex” on the front and “it’s sweeping the nation” on the back

    8 years ago at 11:39 am
  4. SharkWeekTFM

    TexMex and Sex could be a bit risky. Don’t want to get chilly dogged if you end up going even farther south of her border…

    8 years ago at 12:13 pm