Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 129
9 years ago

kaitlyn
He’s waiting, Kate.
kristine
Midnight drives can also go one of two ways.
lexi
Something tells me she might take him up on that. I would.
megan
Well played.
shelby
If you don’t know whether or not you have a gag reflex, then you almost certainly do.

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tiffany
I don’t think he’ll think that.
shannon
You don’t say “no” to that.
damini
Ayyy lmao
thezo
Ted Cruz is on Tinder!
tori
Why not?

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  6. LazyRican

    So y’all replaced Bacon with a cumdumpster to get more traffic on your podcast?

    9 years ago at 9:46 am
  7. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    I hope bacon finds himself a Nicole this weekend after what you scoundrels did to him

    9 years ago at 9:47 am
  8. That drunk brother

    Gone. Gone are the days when reading TFM was actually enjoyable. Gone are the days where Frabst and John Redcorn would provide insightful comments. Gone are the days when pledge Carl would have a broken email exchange with his mother only to be called a monster at the end. Gone are the days where the PA guy would hand anyone a drink and lead them back to his room to bang. Gone are the days where a daily dose of freedom boner could be found as our men and women overseas fight evil. Gone are the days where Regs would remind us how much our fraternity sucked, SFPL made us lists of shit and Fail Friday was posted every Friday. Gone are the days when actual fraternity related news (funny or not) was actually posted here. I guess I’m here to have a beer, look back and say “Well y’all, it was fun while it lasted”

    9 years ago at 9:49 am
    2. Larry_Sellers

      Out of respect to Bacon, I feel like the Frat Romance Novel needs to be added to the list. Otherwise, spot on.

      9 years ago at 11:19 am
    3. Wasted Wednesday

      I’ll read these current articles and some times I’ll think to myself “you know, SFPL’s lists weren’t that bad.”

      9 years ago at 11:42 am
      2. Wasted Wednesday

        If you look at the best of all time articles, he has a decent amount of lists in there. Even at his worst he was better Wally or Kramer.

        9 years ago at 11:59 am
  9. DornsSunkenShip

    Haven’t been on here in weeks finally gave up after Big Tits was fired but just made an account so I could find out what the fuck happened to Bacon?? (Side note it was funny watching Dorn and his mini media empire slowly crumple before his eyes. I hope this site turns to dust and is salted so nothing will ever grow from it again)

    9 years ago at 3:04 pm