Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 13

michelle
Michelle is so prude.
mila
#FUPASTUFF2014?
nikki
Ba dum tss!
norah
I love an egg-celent pun.
rose
Rose knows.
sammie
That sounds like a night Sammie will want to relive over and over and over.
sydney
#BUTTSTUFF2014
tayler
I hope she has LifeLock.
taylor
We’ve all been there.
victoria
Happy weekend, folks.

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    1. 21st Century Goose

      It’s something people with an IQ like your’s should always do with protection, birth control, plan B, and a next-morning-steel-toe-to-the-stomach, just for good measure

      10 years ago at 7:59 pm