Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 130
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

berry
Tough luck.
randi
Pretty sure she actually counts as a random if you’re meeting her on Tinder.
liz
Now and her face, it seems.
steph
It doesn’t have to be, Steph.
carlie
It would seem so.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

drew
I feel like I’m watching you drown, Drew.
eva
That’s wildly impressive if true.
meghan
Sheesh…
tom
Swing and a miss, Thomas.
alyssa
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  4. Helen Keller TFM

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    8 years ago at 11:38 am
    1. texasfratguy

      If Helen Keller doesn’t get commenter of the week I’ll be very disappointed

      8 years ago at 2:08 pm
  5. SharkWeekTFM

    Yeah, the Krystal balls line was pretty masterful. He deserved at least three spelled out ha’s.

    8 years ago at 12:05 pm
  9. CanadianB4C0N

    God dammit Drew, you had the perfect opportunity for a mouth to vag line and you blew it.

    8 years ago at 2:04 am