Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 130
8 years ago

elissa
A+
tiana
She must be new here.
adrianna
Same.
claire
A++
dylan
If you don’t buy a ticket, you can’t win the ass eating raffle.

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ashlee
Hot.
emily
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
katie
Is she hoping for big or small? These are the questions that keep me up at night.
kripa
Yikes.
krystle
He deserved more than that, Krystle.

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  4. Helen Keller TFM

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    8 years ago at 11:38 am
    1. texasfratguy

      If Helen Keller doesn’t get commenter of the week I’ll be very disappointed

      8 years ago at 2:08 pm
  5. SharkWeekTFM

    Yeah, the Krystal balls line was pretty masterful. He deserved at least three spelled out ha’s.

    8 years ago at 12:05 pm
  9. CanadianB4C0N

    God dammit Drew, you had the perfect opportunity for a mouth to vag line and you blew it.

    8 years ago at 2:04 am