Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 131
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

cohen
Cohen’s back and better than ever!
kiara
He’s nothing if not consistent.
her
So she totally banged another guy from his hometown.
jack
Smothering you in her tits.
jordan
Agreed.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

nanme
It must’ve been a relatively dark storage closet.
elle
If you have to ask whether or not you’re in, odds are you aren’t in.
will
William did not play this right.
kev
HOW BOW DAH
caroline
Strong opener.
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    1. Cuntpunting

      If you didn’t read that in Christian Bale’s voice, then you’re the real psycho.

      8 years ago at 10:41 am
  4. Dr. Chim Richalds

    The reference is from American Psycho, a horror movie from 2000 staring future Batman Christian Bale. Just FYI

    8 years ago at 8:18 am
  5. AndrewsMomsAss

    If Giovanna wasn’t impressed by the ABCBDD rhyme scheme employed by Yeats in “The Wild Swams at Coole” then you should pass!

    8 years ago at 8:20 am
  7. Karl Karlson

    Greek God of eating ass would definitely be Dionysus since when he’s Roman for hoes he likes them to Bacchus that ass up.

    8 years ago at 8:55 am
  8. SharkWeekTFM

    Giving her breakfast for dinner means she can poop it out closer to breakfast time the next morning (which the chef/dude) will eat: thus, (what was her) breakfast for (his) breakfast.

    8 years ago at 1:31 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        Science dictates that she won’t/can’t but it wasn’t my scheme to begin with so who knows!?

        8 years ago at 7:30 pm