Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 131
8 years ago

cla
VERY strong opener.
gio
INSANELY strong opener.
eliana
You ruined the strong opener train, but I respect both you and your match’s games.
heather
How did that work?
kait
C’mon, Kaitlyn! Make him work for it!

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

kath
Apparently this is some reference I don’t get.
lexi
It’s a good line, you overly humble bitch.
paige
I don’t know if this even makes sense but it’s amazing.
tay
Not sure how those two things are related but more power to him.
irene
What do you think the Greek God of Ass Eating’s name would be? Let me know in the comments.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

Check out last week’s installment of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines:

Part 130

Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram

Pages: 1 2
    1. Cuntpunting

      If you didn’t read that in Christian Bale’s voice, then you’re the real psycho.

      8 years ago at 10:41 am
  4. Dr. Chim Richalds

    The reference is from American Psycho, a horror movie from 2000 staring future Batman Christian Bale. Just FYI

    8 years ago at 8:18 am
  5. AndrewsMomsAss

    If Giovanna wasn’t impressed by the ABCBDD rhyme scheme employed by Yeats in “The Wild Swams at Coole” then you should pass!

    8 years ago at 8:20 am
  7. Karl Karlson

    Greek God of eating ass would definitely be Dionysus since when he’s Roman for hoes he likes them to Bacchus that ass up.

    8 years ago at 8:55 am
  8. SharkWeekTFM

    Giving her breakfast for dinner means she can poop it out closer to breakfast time the next morning (which the chef/dude) will eat: thus, (what was her) breakfast for (his) breakfast.

    8 years ago at 1:31 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        Science dictates that she won’t/can’t but it wasn’t my scheme to begin with so who knows!?

        8 years ago at 7:30 pm