Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 132
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

will
That’s dedication.
abby
I’m a philanthropist through and through.
hannah
Guess not.
harp
Just terrible. All around terrible.
syd
Sorry for the reminder, Falcons fans.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

vince
I wonder if that’s a deal breaker.
priyanka
“Ouch.” – me reading this and also Priyanka’s sister when her appendix burst
teena
Sure; let’s go with that.
allyssa
It’s a date!
That doesn't really sound like a fair deal.
That doesn’t really sound like a fair deal.
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  2. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    The guy who responded to Eiffel Tower girl should be burned at the stake… Left a great joke setup on the table

    8 years ago at 8:21 am
    1. richdaddybowtiefrat

      We can just throw him over the wall and make the GDIs pay for it.

      8 years ago at 8:47 am
  3. richdaddybowtiefrat

    While all you peasants are way down there using Tinder and impressing your white trash sloots with your Obama Phones and welfare checks, I’m bangin out bitches beavers in the oval office while doing the Eiffel tower on Elizabeth Warren with Steve “The Cannon” Bannon in the Oval Office because she talked shit about my boy Jeff Sessions. TrichdaddybowtiefratM. Of course I made Michael Moore Pledge film the whole thing. We are making the Monica Lewinsky scandal look like it could be aired on the Disney Channel. #Blessed #MAGA

    8 years ago at 8:37 am
    2. ThatMarriedGuy

      With all the intelligence and ingenuity it took to invent the Internet, and this is what we get? Well this and all the other trolls but this is the most rambling drivel I have read in a while.

      8 years ago at 9:07 am
  5. CanadianB4C0N

    Should’ve saved Stephen Harper for a Canadian chick bud. Nothing fucks Canadians harder than Stephen Harper.

    8 years ago at 10:18 am
  6. realDoubleD

    A message to anyone that uses Tinder : You’re probably ugly and fat, your mom wishes she used a condom, and you’re most definitely a sexual failure.

    8 years ago at 10:31 am
  8. Edwin Epps TFM

    Her sister died from a burst appendix? Was she vacationing in Eastern Europe?

    8 years ago at 1:59 pm