Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 133
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Ah, irrationally convincing yourself you impregnated a chick, classic.
8 years ago at 8:33 amIt’s not that big of a deal. Change your number, change your name, mild plastic surgery, and move. Simple.
8 years ago at 8:39 amHappens to the best of us
8 years ago at 8:39 am“I’ve just been feeling nauseous lately” said the slam
“My god what have i done”
8 years ago at 9:05 amI like Peyton.
8 years ago at 8:44 amMonster-cocking a girl shrek style… TFM?
8 years ago at 9:19 amCourtney is just playing hard to get.
8 years ago at 9:36 amI have a bad joke for Rachael!
A buzzard was boarding a plane with two dead raccoons. The flight attendant stopped him and said, “I’m sorry, sir, you’re only allowed one CARRION!”
You boys feel free to use that next time you match with Rachael!
8 years ago at 9:45 amHa ha You gonna put that on Facebook? Fucking goober
8 years ago at 10:56 amDon’t you fucking talk like that to Ms. Ass.
8 years ago at 11:25 amOr is it Miss Ass đŸ˜‰ ?
It’s Ms! Andrew’s father left me for his nurse, a cheap floozie!
8 years ago at 12:02 pmBeen 18 and on tinder for 4 days and already made it on TFM, great day.
8 years ago at 9:56 amYou’re extremely unlikable
8 years ago at 10:28 amFuck you.
8 years ago at 10:30 amMy bad
8 years ago at 10:58 amWords from the wise: 1) Never apologize 2) Never try and defend yourself. Lick your wounds and try to suck less next time.
8 years ago at 12:25 pmWelcome to TFM. Go fuck yourself.
8 years ago at 1:50 pm3 things in life are guaranteed: Death, taxes, and quality tinder pickup lines on Thursdays.
8 years ago at 10:19 am