Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 134

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

abbie
If she’d kept reading past chocolate syrup, I’m not sure she would’ve been as down.
katie
Bios are important.
kaela
Yes.
cece
“Titays” is an A-Team word.
liz
You are forced to respect his dedication.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

sbeth
He’s going for the double!
jas
BOOOOOOOOOO!
mike
You are forced to disrespect his dedication.
sami
He very obviously was.
alexis
LAAAAMEEEEEE!
  1. SharkWeekTFM

    There is a 0% chance of getting pregnant from a shark. It has literally never happened. And not cause we don’t get around mind you! That’s not a good #Sharkfact though cause many people didn’t believe that to begin with.

    8 years ago at 10:05 am
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        Lady sharks can get pregnant from man sharks. That’s where shark pups come from. #SharkFact

        8 years ago at 10:21 am