Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 135
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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That bin Ladan line was gold.
8 years ago at 8:08 amI’m glad Jared and now you are finally recognizing my genius
8 years ago at 10:21 amLeave and don’t return
8 years ago at 12:05 pmNo it wasn’t, it was the Navy (SEALs) that killed him not the Army.
8 years ago at 11:14 amThe army didn’t kill Osama, the Navy SEALS did you uncultured excuse for an American citizens
8 years ago at 7:01 pmThat’s right. Pickup lines written by drunk, horny 19 year olds should adhere to the highest standards of historical accuracy.
8 years ago at 3:38 amHave you gotten a text from Craig?
8 years ago at 8:26 amNot yet.
8 years ago at 10:20 amCraig has lost his job
8 years ago at 9:03 amI’m going to give him until the end of the day.
8 years ago at 10:21 amWhat was his opinion on uncensored rush boobs? He may be worth keeping
8 years ago at 12:06 pmCompletely whiffing on a 69 joke.. NF
8 years ago at 9:19 amIf Hamlet is about a ham omelet, then Othello must be about… Oh poot, I can’t think of a word that starts with OTH to put in front of JELLO! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook anyway!
8 years ago at 9:35 amDon’t ever change.
8 years ago at 1:45 pmHey look it’s the two biggest goobers on this site
8 years ago at 10:45 pmthevaginator. You’re the WOAT
8 years ago at 7:24 amYa mean you an’ me?
8 years ago at 8:11 amDon’t speak unless spoken to, peasant. How do you ever expect to find a husband if you keep forgetting your manners?
8 years ago at 9:11 amDon’t talk to your master like that unless you want more elephant walk.
8 years ago at 10:50 amWhat my boy ain’t figgered out is that when the pledges do the elephant walk, he ain’t supposed to join in.
8 years ago at 11:39 amYou got a real fascination with holding other dudes’ dicks, eh sport?
8 years ago at 12:20 pmNo but as much as you wanna talk back to your master you certainly seem to
8 years ago at 3:59 pmThat didn’t make sense.
8 years ago at 4:08 pmYou see, risingfratstaroftx is my peasant. Whenever he misbehaves he loses peasant points, which can result in punishments like elephant walk.
8 years ago at 5:01 pmDon’t know what kind of ass-backwards system you were raised on in Alabama, but I never consider anyone inferior to be my master. Sorry to disappoint you, there.
8 years ago at 5:04 pmTalking back to your master just earned you -2 peasant points and a half hour elephant walk with Wally
8 years ago at 7:51 pmDo you have anything new, or justt his same tired crap?
8 years ago at 10:26 pmI have an ass kicking for you if you want that?
8 years ago at 8:53 pmI’m gonna go ahead and file this alongside all your other empty threats. Great stuff.
8 years ago at 6:55 amWhy because you’re too much of a pussy to do anything?
8 years ago at 7:09 pmTell you what, fly on down to Austin, I’ll meet you at the airport, and we can put this to rest. I’ll even pay for your ticket after, since you’ll have probably blown your whole savings on getting here.
8 years ago at 8:11 pmWell considering you are my peasant I think it would be only fair for you to come to me
8 years ago at 11:07 pmI’m not the one with something to prove. Be a little bitch, don’t be a little bitch, won’t affect my life one bit.
8 years ago at 6:03 amthevaginator is low key the president of Grandex just trolling everybody
8 years ago at 9:58 pmInsufflating benzoylmethylecgonine from utop voluptuous breasts. TFM.
8 years ago at 9:56 amHamlet replied a solid 7 months later
8 years ago at 10:03 am