Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 136
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

lacey
This was more casual a conversation than it should’ve been.
ashley
These two ass eaters are meant to be together.
kels
That’s AGGRESSIVE. Damn.
brandon
Yeah, bitch.
cambridge
Clearly not, if you’re going to go and use that line.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

julie
They’re off to a good start!
madison
Deal breaker.
nedda
Rick Rolling is back.
jaklin
I’m sure she’ll be thrilled to hear that.
jordan
Probably not what he’s hoping she does with hers.
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  4. Jim_Harbaugh

    That Carrie one was unnecessary. I wasn’t looking to throw up in my mouth during my morning shit

    8 years ago at 8:50 am
    1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

      Don’t be a puss. A little blood just adds iron to your diet.

      8 years ago at 9:35 am
  7. richdaddybowtiefrat

    While all you peasants are way down there using tinder to impress your white trash sloots, I’m trying to decide which one of my bitches I want to make feel extra special this weekend.

    8 years ago at 10:49 am
      3. richdaddybowtiefrat

        Bro, comparing me to the Vaginator (Aka Mangina Pledge) is like comparing Jay-Z to mothafucking Soulja Boy. Thanks for coming out bitchboy, but you can’t hang #peasantfreezone

        8 years ago at 7:32 pm
  8. House of Tards

    You won’t make a good lawyer if you can’t get “than/then” correct.

    8 years ago at 1:05 pm