Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 136
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
FRUIT ROLLUPS IM DEAD
8 years ago at 8:17 amI’d be down to munch her gusher.
8 years ago at 11:13 amI liked it.
8 years ago at 8:31 pmAudibly laughed at the neck tattoo story
8 years ago at 8:22 amThat Carrie one was unnecessary. I wasn’t looking to throw up in my mouth during my morning shit
8 years ago at 8:50 amDon’t be a puss. A little blood just adds iron to your diet.
8 years ago at 9:35 amScience!
8 years ago at 10:33 amPatience is a bitch
8 years ago at 9:51 am*virtue
8 years ago at 10:20 amFruit rollup soul extraction could be fun. I’d let her give it a go.
8 years ago at 10:46 amWhile all you peasants are way down there using tinder to impress your white trash sloots, I’m trying to decide which one of my bitches I want to make feel extra special this weekend.
8 years ago at 10:49 amHonestly I really appreciate you sharing this with all of us
8 years ago at 11:02 amYes, yes, let the hate flow deep within you boy.
8 years ago at 11:11 amYou and vaginator should hangout sometime.
8 years ago at 1:59 pmBro, comparing me to the Vaginator (Aka Mangina Pledge) is like comparing Jay-Z to mothafucking Soulja Boy. Thanks for coming out bitchboy, but you can’t hang #peasantfreezone
8 years ago at 7:32 pmYou should pick the vaginator. You and him would have a good time.
8 years ago at 7:49 amYou won’t make a good lawyer if you can’t get “than/then” correct.
8 years ago at 1:05 pmLacey seems chill
8 years ago at 4:38 pm