Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 136

patience
#NAMEGAGS2017
tay
Duh.
abbs
Pretty sure he means organ, unless he’s referring to any of his male accessory glands.
elizabeth
This dude’s asking the important questions.
marshante
What a convo.
nicole
Something tells me that’s probably not her real number.
noa
Zing!
angel
ABORT.
bailey
Evidently.
ciera
He has her figured out.

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  1. Jim_Harbaugh

    That Carrie one was unnecessary. I wasn’t looking to throw up in my mouth during my morning shit

    8 years ago at 8:50 am
    1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

      Don’t be a puss. A little blood just adds iron to your diet.

      8 years ago at 9:35 am
  2. richdaddybowtiefrat

    While all you peasants are way down there using tinder to impress your white trash sloots, I’m trying to decide which one of my bitches I want to make feel extra special this weekend.

    8 years ago at 10:49 am
      1. richdaddybowtiefrat

        Bro, comparing me to the Vaginator (Aka Mangina Pledge) is like comparing Jay-Z to mothafucking Soulja Boy. Thanks for coming out bitchboy, but you can’t hang #peasantfreezone

        8 years ago at 7:32 pm
  3. House of Tards

    You won’t make a good lawyer if you can’t get “than/then” correct.

    8 years ago at 1:05 pm