Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 137
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

marissa
It’s fate.
britt
Damn, son. That’s some wizardry.
tara
Eh, it’s average.
hannah
This guy just missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime.
ruslana
ABORT. ABORT.
charity
Ba dum tss
cole
Gonna have to agree with her here.
valyn
Choking on a tortilla chip sounds miserable.
alex1
I’m sure that’s something she wanted to know.
adam
Not the answer he was hoping for.
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  2. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    Have a feeling that Hannah’s father missed a ballet recital or two when she was young

    8 years ago at 10:17 am
    2. Ronnie Swanson

      And the dude messaging her is the biggest dumbass on the planet. If you’re not interested, you at least refer her to a friend.

      8 years ago at 10:32 am
  3. Fratty McFratFrat

    When your name backwards is Ass I Ram, we’re going to cut you some slack.

    8 years ago at 10:30 am
  4. AndrewsMomsAss

    Sounds like Adam matched with an AEPhi! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    8 years ago at 10:39 am
  5. ass_assassin

    This should probably get downvotes, but does anybody else want to know for sure whether that Harcourt kid is a real sex offender? I mean, he was using Tinder, which proves that he’s horny.

    8 years ago at 11:30 am
  8. TedDibiase

    The Taco Bell one is not an original idea… saw the same thing on a different website doing a poor imitation of this column at least a month ago.

    8 years ago at 7:08 am