Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 138
8 years ago

raj
I feel like a blowjob class is that class you sign up for because you hear it’s full of girls but then you get in there and it’s all dudes and your semester is ruined.
taylor
Howbowdah?
zach
Girls love this shit.
asja
If George Washington would’ve known this is what 2017 would look like, he’d have sunk that rowboat in the middle of the Delaware.
liz
I feel like that’s a bad deal on her end.

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rach
Kinda beautiful idk.
janalpha
NERD!!!
madeline
A girl who knows what she wants.
grays
Just forward enough.
meg
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem, Megan.

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