Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 139

tori
How did this line not end tragically?
zoila
Zoila, did you even read the first part of what he wrote?
corinne
Sounds like a good deal for Corinne.
calley
How did this line work?!
travis
Need to see Travis’ response.

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kerri
Smooth operator.
melissa
At least he’s being honest.
peyton
That’s a maybe, I guess?
ryan
I guess I have to expect this one worked too now…
shelby
INSTANT UNMATCH

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      1. MichaelBurry

        Whether or not they write an article know that you are truly the worst commenter every week.

        8 years ago at 11:33 am
  1. HouseDirector

    Would any of you consider marrying a girl you met on tinder? And if so, would you be honest with people about how you met? Asking for a friend…

    8 years ago at 8:59 am
      1. MichaelBurry

        Serious answer if you were looking for one. My thought would be to kind of judge the person you know that the way you met. If you met honestly on tinder and were both single and hit it off then great. If she cheated on a significant other to be with you I would be weary, I feel as though you can loose them how you get them. In today’s technologically connected environment it doesn’t matter how you met. Does tinder have a stigma maybe, but the essence of it is the same as match.com or something that is less stigmatized. At the end of the day if you care about someone and they are right for you how you met doesn’t matter, where you go does.

        8 years ago at 9:16 am
    1. ThatMarriedGuy

      I met my wife on OKCupid and I can guarantee you that I have a backstory for my future children. Always having a backstory. TFM

      8 years ago at 10:09 am
  2. Cartier

    Clarissa wore a pussy hat in January and is outraged that her boss has asked her to file something 4 times today already

    8 years ago at 9:18 am
  3. AndrewsMomsAss

    Corinne, you matched with my ex-husband! Does he still pee in the shower?

    8 years ago at 9:32 am
  4. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    Hopefully the “white frat boy” soaked Clarissa in the hot dog flavored water

    8 years ago at 10:04 am
  5. Magnum_Dong

    Vamanos let’s fuck translates to “let’s go let’s fuck” which isn’t grammatically incorrect but doesn’t roll off the tongue all too well.

    8 years ago at 10:43 am