Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 14

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Nobody does it like momma.
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Yes.
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Ba dum tss.
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That’s a new one, and I’ve seen a lot of these.
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Ladies love flowers.
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Scratch that. THEY’RE made for each other.
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He’s #hungry.
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He’s a very considerate sleezebag.
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Fucking zinger.
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  1. Dick_Nixon

    Pretty surprised this was the first time you’ve seen the “penis is Dublin” joke, I feel like that’s a classic one-liner.

    11 years ago at 4:30 pm
    1. GodBlessChikFilA

      He had it in the bag but went for the laughs instead. That’s dedication.

      11 years ago at 5:52 pm