Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 140

kayla
Cum, mayo, and beet relish.
duncan
Jesus Christ, dude…
kitty
#NAMEGAGS2017
konrad
That went downhill remarkably fast.
lexi
How to schmooze a Comp Sci major.

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marley
Respect his audacity.
dale
Dale’s on fire.
emily
That was a long shower.
frida
Frida just buried him.
raine
You started it, Raine.

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  1. Fratty Couples PGA

    Frida has no room to talk about education her grammar is fucking terrible

    9 years ago at 8:10 am
      1. Fratty Couples PGA

        So I left out a period or a semicolon. The thought needed to flow.

        9 years ago at 4:43 pm
  2. Killer Dave

    Frida is proof that the genetically challenged have found their way back to Europe.

    9 years ago at 8:51 am
  3. TheodoreRoosevelt

    These Tinder pickup lines are as weak as the Spanish at San Juan hill bitches

    9 years ago at 4:47 pm
  4. PatrickBateman12

    Whence did the “fratty” writing staff of tfm find out about the red pill? Two mentions in two days? Good knowing y’all are getting laid as [awful] writers. Finally.

    9 years ago at 6:58 pm