Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 142
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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That yellow dude talking with Rachel and ashely is fucking with them hard. Those girls want it
8 years ago at 8:06 amBella’s Profile: 23, broke up with her bf of 2.5 months about 3 weeks ago and expresses herself “through her sexual nature”. Dirty Blonde.
8 years ago at 8:40 amAnyone know what that Chinese symbol means?
8 years ago at 8:48 amWe all know, but we’re not telling you.
8 years ago at 9:31 amIt means he’s down for anaringus, right?
8 years ago at 11:11 amI’m arways down for anaringus
8 years ago at 4:24 pmIs the yacht guy richdaddybowtiefrat?
8 years ago at 8:48 amHe hasn’t been here in a while
8 years ago at 9:57 amThe first girl put the Chinese emoji after saying she’s not Chinese.
8 years ago at 9:01 amHaha part 142, mix up the numbers to 421 then subtract 1 and it’s 420! That’s today, haha weed
8 years ago at 9:09 amGet the fuck out. You are not welcome to celebrate with us
8 years ago at 9:21 am“Us”
8 years ago at 10:11 amYeah “us” was correct, he and the vaginator tear up the high school scene bro..
8 years ago at 11:41 amYou tryna start some shit, hot shot?
8 years ago at 12:42 pmThe only hot shot you should be concerned about, is the one your mom should have swallowed.
8 years ago at 1:40 pmThis post proved the only thing worse than a cross fitters ability to hold a conversation is their sense of humor…
8 years ago at 9:14 amGod damn is your post spot on. If they aren’t talking about their WoD it’s their God Damn Paleo or Keto diet. I fucking hate Crossfit nuts. The asses on some of the girls though . . . makes it worth the annoying chatter for a date or two!
8 years ago at 4:00 pmThere better be a 420 article. Or else I’m going to be pissed
8 years ago at 9:23 amDamn …. now they HAVE to do one
8 years ago at 9:32 amTake a breather, slugger
8 years ago at 9:41 amgo suck on your dad’s diseased cock, vaginator
8 years ago at 2:59 amHey! That’s just an ingrown hair!
8 years ago at 6:07 amWho the fuck names their kid, Floor?
8 years ago at 11:24 amLiberals
8 years ago at 1:28 pmYes, but Liberals aren’t the worst. Check out those Fing Mormons and the names they make up out of thin air for their kids. Those bat shit crazies are as conservative as they come.
8 years ago at 3:55 pmEven if Bella wasnt a huge slut, the guy with the yacht would still get laid. Once you have her out in open water its not like she can refuse… Because of the implication!
8 years ago at 12:45 pmAre you going to hurt these women?
8 years ago at 2:53 pmNo of course not! I would never hurt them. I wouldn’t have to, because of the implication…
8 years ago at 5:18 pm