Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 142

tori
Topical!
jessica
Tough luck, dude.
autumn
Stop with that emoji and unironic usage of the word “lol,” son.
bella
Bella’s response makes her every man’s idea of a woman.
jake
She’s not a fan of the YYT.

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name
Booty stew…?
taylor
#NAMEGAGS2017
kennedy
0_0
morgan
Yeah man it would.
maddie
Ja feel.

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  1. Deadlift27

    That yellow dude talking with Rachel and ashely is fucking with them hard. Those girls want it

    8 years ago at 8:06 am
  2. RonSwansonsLeftNut

    Bella’s Profile: 23, broke up with her bf of 2.5 months about 3 weeks ago and expresses herself “through her sexual nature”. Dirty Blonde.

    8 years ago at 8:40 am
  3. texasfratguy

    Haha part 142, mix up the numbers to 421 then subtract 1 and it’s 420! That’s today, haha weed

    8 years ago at 9:09 am
      1. MuffMcFluff

        Yeah “us” was correct, he and the vaginator tear up the high school scene bro..

        8 years ago at 11:41 am
      2. LaneTrain

        The only hot shot you should be concerned about, is the one your mom should have swallowed.

        8 years ago at 1:40 pm
  4. Theregalrattle

    This post proved the only thing worse than a cross fitters ability to hold a conversation is their sense of humor…

    8 years ago at 9:14 am
    1. 40yroldVman

      God damn is your post spot on. If they aren’t talking about their WoD it’s their God Damn Paleo or Keto diet. I fucking hate Crossfit nuts. The asses on some of the girls though . . . makes it worth the annoying chatter for a date or two!

      8 years ago at 4:00 pm
      1. 40yroldVman

        Yes, but Liberals aren’t the worst. Check out those Fing Mormons and the names they make up out of thin air for their kids. Those bat shit crazies are as conservative as they come.

        8 years ago at 3:55 pm
  5. YouRussianBro

    Even if Bella wasnt a huge slut, the guy with the yacht would still get laid. Once you have her out in open water its not like she can refuse… Because of the implication!

    8 years ago at 12:45 pm
      1. YouRussianBro

        No of course not! I would never hurt them. I wouldn’t have to, because of the implication…

        8 years ago at 5:18 pm