Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 142
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Gotta love how hard some people try on Tinder. But if you like Tinder now, at 18-25, just wait until 30. Oh my Fing God do the girls just get down to business. They’d laugh at half these pick up lines and tell you you’re too big of a pussy to waste time on.
8 years ago at 12:57 pmI think it’s just you
8 years ago at 2:54 pmNah man, DTF is all you need on tinder. Those 29-34 year olds work and just want to fuck. They aren’t on tinder looking for a husband. When I travel to NYC I’m like a kid in a candy store. LA is a close second and I don’t even bother in Chicago. Those bitches are too hairy.
8 years ago at 3:58 pmWhen your dick is too big for the metric girl. TFM.
8 years ago at 1:56 pmThat’s not how that works
8 years ago at 2:09 pmBirds are actually classified as avian dinosaurs so they most certainly still exist.
8 years ago at 10:43 pm