Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 143

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

alex
What a guy.
amber
Doubling down on Jurassic Park, eh?
ariel
#NAMEGAGS2017
avery
It doesn’t imply he eats ass; it implies he eats ash.
brittany
She’s a keeper.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

cameron
Never woulda seen that anagram. Next level shit.
elizabeth
Blessed be His name.
emma
That escalated quickly.
emma1
Shameless, both of you.
haley
That’s what that usually means.
    1. Cuntpunting

      … lick* I’ve been here for four years, can we get a god damn edit button before I graduate?

      8 years ago at 10:55 am
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        We’ve been asking for one for ages. Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

        8 years ago at 12:42 pm
    2. SleepingInTheBusches

      Do yourself a favor and click on the tag in the construction worker picture… mother of God

      8 years ago at 1:37 am
  1. Fratty McFratFrat

    Velociraptor? I hardly know her! Uh, yeah it sounded better in my head…

    8 years ago at 10:34 am