Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 143

hannah
That should’ve always been the order.
hannah1
Big LinkedIn power move.
harlee
Sounds promising.
hebah
We still doing this?
jon
Great/expensive first date.

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katie
Looks like she was right!
kayla
“That was the first time, babe, I swear.”
megan
That was a great joke, dude. Don’t care that Megan didn’t get it.
natalia
You’re setting her up here considering those first 2 could very easily be true.
sidney
BURN.

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    1. Cuntpunting

      … lick* I’ve been here for four years, can we get a god damn edit button before I graduate?

      8 years ago at 10:55 am
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        We’ve been asking for one for ages. Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

        8 years ago at 12:42 pm
    2. SleepingInTheBusches

      Do yourself a favor and click on the tag in the construction worker picture… mother of God

      8 years ago at 1:37 am
  1. Fratty McFratFrat

    Velociraptor? I hardly know her! Uh, yeah it sounded better in my head…

    8 years ago at 10:34 am