Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 144
8 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

fayelyn
I wonder what that pic earned her.
alison
Damn that’s some sad shit.
dina
For maximum effect, he should’ve said, “Dina you fat lard come get some dina.”
sam
That does, indeed, sound like a bad time.
enya
“Who can say where the road goes…”

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

jack
Very forward.
aidan
Fuck man that’s harsh.
mary
Damn people getting bodied today.
maya
Nothing to see here.
rachel dunja
I was wondering where he was going with that.
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  2. StockWithFrock

    BOTD looks like the type of girl to snort a line off ur dick then have u blow some into her ass right after. Me likey.

    8 years ago at 9:51 am
  3. smithpm

    I feel like our system of checks and balances are askew. We now have these fake AF BOTDs, able to share to all their friends and followers their appearance without the fear of having those friends read comments about how they look like a cum gargling road whore. Just doesn’t feel right.

    8 years ago at 10:22 am
  4. Jeffrey.Courage

    What the fuck are the Blueprint references, I cant figure it out to save my life

    8 years ago at 11:44 am
  5. SharkWeekTFM

    Totally thought Enya was going to get a #NameGags2017 to the tune of, “I would really like to get Enya pants tonight” or something a bit more clever.

    8 years ago at 12:11 pm
      1. Ronnie Swanson

        If a girl tells you she’s on her period, you can let her know that the smell of blood makes you hungry. Of course this also requires you being a disgusting sexual freak.

        8 years ago at 4:46 pm
      2. Fratty McFratFrat

        He could fact-check the old “I Can’t Have Sex Because I’m On My Period” excuse.

        8 years ago at 9:17 pm
  6. GirthBrooks

    144. Alot of bulk quantity safety glasses and gloves come in quantities of 144.

    8 years ago at 12:42 pm