Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 145

pooja
Only one way to find out.
jon
This week’s full of garbage lines.
kev
He brings up a very valid point.
lyndsey
They’ve got it all planned out.
sarah1
Well played.

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devin
Guy’s got game.
marina
She’s not not giving you her Snapchat info after a line like that.
rosemary
Love the confidence.
anna
That’s not a no! There’s hope!
matt
Yup I’m done for this week.

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  1. StockWithFrock

    Poor, poor Kevyn. Someone needs to take her parents behind the barn for that one.

    8 years ago at 8:04 am
      1. Dickson

        Aren’t you the suit guy from last fail Friday? Maybe you should learn to fucking dress.

        8 years ago at 9:46 am
      2. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        Sure, you whiny liberal scum. This isn’t your Alex Jones tower conspiracy. It’s a man’s confession that confirms all video evidence, personal stories, info never released to the public, and details so specific only a couple people could ever know.

        8 years ago at 2:32 pm
    1. Henry_Eighth

      Are you sure? I’m pretty sure everyone in my chapter would fuck a goat if given the chance.

      8 years ago at 11:07 am