Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 147
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Ridiculous!
8 years ago at 7:17 amHas margarita ever licked salt off the rim?
8 years ago at 7:23 amAndrew! What are you doing on here? And stop calling your weewee a stinger! You’re just a wanna-BEE! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
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We named a pledge The Conditioner after he came in a girls hair after she asked him not to cum in her mouth. He couldn’t think of anything else to do. It was his first time. I guess the Glaze Machine coulda worked too.
8 years ago at 8:29 amThey had ducked into a ice machine room on the girl’s hall. Nervous, he didn’t know how to act after it was all over so he just said “well ugh….. bye!” And bolted. She would later tweet “sigh great night 🙂 “
8 years ago at 10:34 amIf it was his first time he should feel good about coming somewhere in the general vicinity of an orifice.
8 years ago at 10:49 amOh for sure. We were all proud. It was just a hilarious story that “glaze machine” reminded me of.
8 years ago at 11:44 amThat donut fantasy would make a great porno
8 years ago at 9:42 amI think the guy talkin to cookie got it backwards..
8 years ago at 9:43 amI’ve never, not once ever, treated a female of the opposite sex, ya know women? As poorly as these lower class citizens have. The rumors about the beautiful beauty pageant girls, I mean ya know most beautiful ever, are fake news. I never laid a hand, not even a finger, on their yuge breasts.
8 years ago at 9:47 amPlease get the fuck out
8 years ago at 9:51 amDon’t be rude, don’t. Be. Rude. I will build a yuge wall the size of jhina’s and deport you.
8 years ago at 9:57 amThis account is off to a very bad start.
8 years ago at 10:52 amShut the fuck up Donnie.
8 years ago at 11:59 amThis is very fresh and unique man
8 years ago at 9:52 amThis guy Cartier? Once of the nicest guys I’ve ever met I mean I compare him to the pope. Just so nice and a good person unlike Rosie O’Donnell that troll
8 years ago at 10:02 am3 strikes, you’re out
8 years ago at 11:08 amThis account is going to be really bad.
8 years ago at 10:35 amGoing to be? Believe it’s already jumped the me.
8 years ago at 11:46 amJust not great.
Would you say it “jumped the shark?”
8 years ago at 2:08 amAnd I immediately hate myself.
8 years ago at 2:09 amNo reference of log cutters anywhere here? Disappointing.
8 years ago at 12:30 pmThere’s no way donut store girl is less than 200 lbs.
8 years ago at 2:03 pmI don’t think I’ve ever seen a chink that weighed more than a 120 pounds
8 years ago at 2:40 pmBrandy, you’re a fine girl, what a good fuck you would be
8 years ago at 7:25 pm