Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 147
8 years ago

brandy
That worked out better than he could’ve ever imagined.
cookie
The logistics of this are odd if you think about it.
jessica
I could’ve told him that.
faith
I would’ve gone the “Faith Militant” route personally, but that’s just because I’m currently zooming through Game of Thrones.
ivy
#NAMEGAGS2017

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kc
What?
camille
That’d be an interesting turn of events.
kalika
He tried his best, and it worked out for him.
katrina
Risky line here.
nicolas
“I am the glaze machine.” TFM.

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  4. AndrewsMomsAss

    Andrew! What are you doing on here? And stop calling your weewee a stinger! You’re just a wanna-BEE! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    8 years ago at 7:28 am
  5. SharkWeekTFM

    We named a pledge The Conditioner after he came in a girls hair after she asked him not to cum in her mouth. He couldn’t think of anything else to do. It was his first time. I guess the Glaze Machine coulda worked too.

    8 years ago at 8:29 am
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      They had ducked into a ice machine room on the girl’s hall. Nervous, he didn’t know how to act after it was all over so he just said “well ugh….. bye!” And bolted. She would later tweet “sigh great night 🙂 “

      8 years ago at 10:34 am
      1. Fratty McFratFrat

        If it was his first time he should feel good about coming somewhere in the general vicinity of an orifice.

        8 years ago at 10:49 am
      2. SharkWeekTFM

        Oh for sure. We were all proud. It was just a hilarious story that “glaze machine” reminded me of.

        8 years ago at 11:44 am
  8. Donnie J. Trump

    I’ve never, not once ever, treated a female of the opposite sex, ya know women? As poorly as these lower class citizens have. The rumors about the beautiful beauty pageant girls, I mean ya know most beautiful ever, are fake news. I never laid a hand, not even a finger, on their yuge breasts.

    8 years ago at 9:47 am
      1. Donnie J. Trump

        Don’t be rude, don’t. Be. Rude. I will build a yuge wall the size of jhina’s and deport you.

        8 years ago at 9:57 am
      1. Donnie J. Trump

        This guy Cartier? Once of the nicest guys I’ve ever met I mean I compare him to the pope. Just so nice and a good person unlike Rosie O’Donnell that troll

        8 years ago at 10:02 am
    1. TexasAgs2012

      I don’t think I’ve ever seen a chink that weighed more than a 120 pounds

      8 years ago at 2:40 pm